Walking on my way home last night, I happen to pass by.. some dimly lit (well, ok, it was pretty bright) neon clad stall...... they have pictures... large pictures...of well oiled, seemingly nubile, firm, white, succulent, flesh seemingly offering themselves to me.. saying... "come wilson... come... try us out... you won't be disappointed.... we'll give you a night you'll never forget...."
I had no choice... I had to get a better look...they look so tempting...my brain is screaming... No!... No!... walk away, wilson.. walk away...!!! but my feet....seemed to have a life of its own...
in front of the stall is the auntie....larger than life, it seemed...she was smiling...beckoning me over.... with her well oiled hands, waving me over...
seemingly saying " come over, Big Boy... you know you want it... come on over and choose...what will it be for you?"
at that precise moment, I broke down...A man can only withstand so much temptations of the flesh.... I gave up, right there and then....and sighed the unbidden words.... " 1 packet of Deep Fried Prawn Paste Chicken, auntie, to go, please"....
Out they came, perfectly fried pieces of golden nuggets, crispy, firm, succulent..
ashamed to say... I was biting, licking, and slowly but surely devouring these pieces of perfection till there was nothing left but pieces of bones and bits of crumbs, the lasting evidence of this torrid affair...
Come this morning... I couldn't even bear to look at my weighing scale...forgive me, sister... I have brought you grief.... I have sinned... Please have mercy on me....
I had no choice... I had to get a better look...they look so tempting...my brain is screaming... No!... No!... walk away, wilson.. walk away...!!! but my feet....seemed to have a life of its own...
in front of the stall is the auntie....larger than life, it seemed...she was smiling...beckoning me over.... with her well oiled hands, waving me over...
seemingly saying " come over, Big Boy... you know you want it... come on over and choose...what will it be for you?"
at that precise moment, I broke down...A man can only withstand so much temptations of the flesh.... I gave up, right there and then....and sighed the unbidden words.... " 1 packet of Deep Fried Prawn Paste Chicken, auntie, to go, please"....
Out they came, perfectly fried pieces of golden nuggets, crispy, firm, succulent..
ashamed to say... I was biting, licking, and slowly but surely devouring these pieces of perfection till there was nothing left but pieces of bones and bits of crumbs, the lasting evidence of this torrid affair...
Come this morning... I couldn't even bear to look at my weighing scale...forgive me, sister... I have brought you grief.... I have sinned... Please have mercy on me....
6 comments:
Oh,..
grmbml,...
Porn as title?
Hmpffff....
hey!!!!!!
it really is... temptations of the flesh... or something of that sense...:-) chicken can really described in different contexts... it just so happens.. that this is the real deep fried ones with wings...:-)
Chicken porn??
Very interesting entry..
Btw you're Robby's friend, aren't you?
Robby?
The Robby I knew used to be paper thin.. (which I never have been..) but as I suspected...he is paper thin no longer!!:-)... yes... Robby was my Junior High School friend in DB.....such a long time ago..hmmm, I saw his picture on your blog.....
nice to meet you... :-) say hi to Robby for me...you're both in Germany now, I see..
paper thin???
He must've ballooned quite a bit then.. hahahahaha...
But yes I saw a photo of him when he was in high school and he looked quite different then. lol.
Well that blog isn't really updated. My real blog is at http://superciliousme.livejournal.com
And I'm back in Singapore, not in Europe anymore. Nice to meet you too.
hah!!!!!tak pikir dikau sudah 'berubah' ...hm...udah timbangan dibuang aja.
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